You know exactly who you are.

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Im not that guy.

Im that guy who protects his beer more than his food and food more than his girlfriend.

Im that guy who walks into the bar and runs straight into the bathroom to adjust his hair.

Im that guy who is first in line when the food counter is open at a wedding.

Im that guy who sleeps with women and falls in love with them.

Im that guy who lies once every four sentences.

Im that guy who goes skinny dipping sometimes.

Im that guy who not just talks, but gives four hour lectures in his sleep.

Im that guy who exaggerates every single detail and has the tendency to make a light drizzle sound like an apocalypse.

Im that guy who cries (picture brad pitt's crying scene from se7en ) because he thinks there is a demon in the house.

Im that guy who does not ask questions and expects the same from people.

Im that guy who considers showering to be a once-in-a-week activity, but still gets blow jobs.

Im that guy who makes a scene when someone says something that degrades women.

Im that guy who loves bimbos as much as he loves non bimbos. (we are only talking about hot women here)

Im that guy who walks into a bag shop and asks for a bagwati.

Im that guy who buys stuff and never uses them.

Im that guy your friends said never to trust.

Im that guy who steals your beer, when you re busy staring at that dancing girls ass, in the bar.

Im that guy who went home with that dancing girl from the bar.

Im that guy who breaks a door to save a friend and then pays money to get it fixed.

Im that guy who celebrates a good sliding tackle more than a goal.

Im that guy who replaces every song's lyrics with la la la. (except for taylor swifts songs, i know all her songs word by word)

Im that guy who looks at the monalisa and says PEENUS.

Im that guy who has never ever dumped a girl.

Im that guy who loses every single time without fail.

Im that guy who spends 1/7th of his life whining about mondays.

Im that guy who falls asleep at 11pm on new years eve.

Im that guy who invites women home to "cook and watch tv".

Im that guy who quotes the bro code all the time, but has broken every single one of the codes.

Im that guy who walks into a classroom for the first time and sits next to the most lonely looking person.

Im that guy who has a default "i'm a dick" expression.

Im that guy you always hear about but never get to meet.

Im that guy who does not have a beard yet.

Im that guy who trusts google more than Jesus.

Im that guy who never picks up a phone call from friends.

Im that guy who never reads between the lines because reading is for the dogs.

Im that guy who looks up at the sky and says, "why the fuck didnt u attach an instruction manual when u made us"

Im that guy who plays every song using just three chords GAD.

Im that guy who uses this line to get laid, "Im not that guy".